Christmas Miracles Have Never Been So Obvious.

What a Christmas.

I'm writing this on my new laptop! I was obviously a good boy this year.
I also got some camoflauge and what nots. And the much needed cash.

Riley got a load of stuff. Lucky kid. But I got pretty stacked this year, especially since there was nothing I asked for.

My whole family came to my house which is nice but only for a day. We had a great meal with a lot of fun and surprises.

First my niece, Mia Grace, shows up wearing an "I'm the Big Sister" shirt. Michael and Ashley are expecting.

Then we had our little overalls tradition. My grandmaw started a tradition where we pass around a pair of overalls every christmas. Whoever gets the overalls has to wear em all day. Then next year they have to add some kind of decoration to em and write a poem revealing who they are giving them too.
Well this year Mark's wife wrote the poem. Her added decoration was a pacifier. Mark and Anna are expecting. Also.

What a day.. In August I will have two new nieces/nephews. Wow. But hey, I got a new laptop.
Now everyone's expecting Matthew and Sarah to make an announcement but they said they didn't have one.


Until tonight.

They didn't tell everyone earlier because Riley didn't know. Matthew and Sarah are expecting.

By August I could have 3-6 new nieces/nephews.

But keep this on the Down Low if you happen to read it. I don't think it's a secret but it's best kept quiet I guess.

Here's your blog Mrs. Jenn.

I'm Back in the Saddle Again.

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
I'm BAAAAAACK in the saddle again.

Well that might be a lie since I never find time to blog.

This past two weeks have seemed like the worst weeks ever, despite the great promises of Thanksgiving break and hunting.
It seems that my mom and I have stumbled upon an affliction of bad luck recently that we'll blame on a mirror that broke itself. She had the hardest time cooking for thanksgiving and I've just had little things go very wrong. I won't go into detail but just some examples are burnt pies, overflowing pies, broken window, and spilt tea. ugh................................

Well hopefully we'll overcome it all in this new week. We need our spirits lifted before the Christmas crazyness.

Tomorrow I head to Jackson with Ethan for the all-star football game which I am very excited about. I just hate to miss basketball games. I have know idea what to expect this week. I may or may not get playing time but I know I'll give my all. I know HistoryTeach will miss me so hopefully this blog will fill that hole in her hard, black heart.

Catch you later,
Joe l

Ok I Agree With The Ride The Cowboy Part, But Why Save The Horse?

You know what really grinds my gears?

Wrong!

It's vegetarians, vegans, and their belief that they're doing the right thing.

Every week there's a post on facebook promoting vegetarian(ism?). They all suggest that we're evil for eating meat and supporting the meat industries slaughter of "innocent" animals and harm to the environment. I think that no matter what we do, we're going to harm the environment whether it's by cow farts or the gasses made from killing the gassy creatures. If it has worked flawlessly for as long as it has then it can't be wrong. Plus it tastes sooooo(scratch that) SOOOOOOOOOOO GROOOOD. And who's to say animals are so innocent and defenseless? Nobody that spends alot of time hanging around lions, tigers, and bears(O MY!) that's for sure. Animals can be just as aggressive as any human. Which takes us to the next paragraph.

That way ---> Nope changed my mind. Look down.


Hunting is not cruel and unfair. As an outdoor enthusiast, I take pride in my fabulous and extremely masculine outdoor skills (hunting, fishing and sometimes hiking). I hunt completely legally and try to give animals complete fairness of game. I respect and usually eat everything I kill(unless it's by car). So all those silly, I repeat, silly "environmentalists" can do what they want, but I'll manage the animal population while satisfying my instinctive taste for meat instead of letting them starve themselves because of the surplus of their offspring.

Off to study for the Government test. O my Allah, the black Muslim may win. Just kidding, I don't say "O my Allah".

Oh. And I don't know whether he's Muslim or not. They say his dad was.



Too far. Look that (^) way for hunting paragraph

Confuscious say "Tight Levi's like cheep hotel, no ballroom"

So.. I need some new jeans.. My junk is all crammed together.. As much as I love Levi's these were not meant for my manly essence.. (yes, I realized I've used that before but I felt that saying Italians would be racist.)

Hopefully this blog will entertain HistoryTeacher and make her smile, but I'm really just putting off studying for her test..



Rockband 2 is Wacka Wacka Awesome. Wacka Wacka!
My band name is Cowboy Joe and The Comrads. I think it expresses me if I had comrads..

Big Indention. You didn't see that coming, did you? I didn't think so..

Ummm...

The concert was good.. But I'm not one to go crazy about a concert.. French and I kind of just walked around, pointed out the skanks, talked about public urination, and considered stealing a frisbee..
As we sat and enjoyed the concert, I tried to enjoy the weather but couldn't because of the skanks and their skanky cigarettes and their skanky smoke.

Sexdrive is very possibly my favorite movie.

It's 9:40, I'm going to study and sleep.


Big Indention. I probably won't study.

I kissed a girl and i liked it!

yeah.........

Good night, I'm hittin the hay.




What did you expect? a blog? well fine I guess i can add a couple of more sentences..

I'm still undecided about my college plans.. I don't know where I wanna go and I don't know what I wanna major in.. And where I decide to go pretty much decides what I'll major in.. Why does growin up have to be this complicated? O well I'll take the challenge.

Football FOOTBALL FOOTBAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it and I can't wait for practice tomorrow..

I'm goin ta sleep!

Into The Night

Hello fellow bloggers. Or should i say bonjour? Probably not because i don't think i spelled it right... But anyways I will now take a second to breathe in the new blog smell...........


Ew.


Now that i got that over with I'll give ya'll a second to get over me joining this new blogging trend.

Ya'll only get one space to get over it.

Now! I'm not sure how to jump into this blog thing. Seeing that I don't know how to dive, I'll just belly flop. Don't expect much out of me because I'm a busy and important man.

WE BEAT THE #5 TEAM IN THE STATE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I have always dreamed of winning big games throughout my football career and this is by-far the biggest one. I am proud of our team and I'm glad we're finally working as a team.

Today is Saturday. James, Ethan, and I went to Cleveland for DSU Day and FOOTBAWL! It was fun... I like spending time with my friends sometimes and today was one of those sometimes. But something I discovered today has really disturbed me. NOBODY is supposed to do this to Joe. I mean I'm Joe Cool, who dares have the balls(or lack there of) to subtly dump me without telling me or explaining why. And furthermore how dare she appear in my presence with some queer that I suspect must be her "new" guyfriend. It makes me sick that this can go on without me knowing or getting an explanation. One person that i thought was worthy of my trust so pathetically scratched my hearted and escaped from my grasp like some kind of ninja. But this is ok. Joe is better than everyone and this just adds to his ego rather than hurt it. All girls are lying, whory cowards that don't deserve any more than my "manly essence" to be trusted with.
Thank you and goodnight.

Now that the unimportant section is out of the way i can actually talk briefly about what counts.
FOOTBAWL!
We play Deer Creek this week, a bitter rivalry. I plan to prepare as I do every week for this game. We MUST absolutely murdered these kids. REBELS WILL PREVAIL! YEAH!!! I will continue to try to be a leader for the young, immature minds on our team and hopefully we can mature into a playoff team. But we must take it one game at a time.