Chapter 6: My First Girlfriend.

I was a fortunate one. I never had a girlfriend in elementary. I guess my handsomeness had not quite yet reached the extremely high level that it is at today. But I did have a secret admirer in the sixth grade. It was Lindsey Smith. But I was a smart one from the get-go. I knew better than to get caught up in girls. I slipped up in about the seventh grade, when I met a girl in Cleveland. I think we dated for a week and have been pretty good friends ever since.